WORLD'S FINEST HOME-MADE EGG CREAM

Sorry for the delay--sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for:

• 1/4 cup Santa Cruz chocolate syrup
• 2 0z Silk brand hazelnut creamer
• 16-18 seltzer dispensed from a siphon bottle

Directions (needs one helpin hand, unless you want to impersonate the Keystone Cops)

mix syrup and and creamer by hand, then, while still stirring, add seltzer.

Best served in glass with metal holder (a nod to nostalgia!)