DR. BRONNERS LIQUID SOAP--STILL ON TOP, BUT WITH THIS CAVEAT

This natural soap, which suds up from the saponification of the oils of olive and coconut, was developed by the late Dr. Emanuel Bronner, who was a chemist and supposedly a rabbi.

However, a search reveals he might not have been a practicing rabbi.

How do I feel? Probably the way Art Carney's character on The Honeymooners, Ed Norton,  a sewer worker, felt when  he dressed up for a masquerade as Francois De La Brioschi, who Norton erroneously thought built the sewers of Paris, only to find out that Brioschi actually condemned them!